Military Electric Wars

Military Electric Wars is the twelveth eepisode of TSSAOS.

Plot

Steve is waiting outside of the Vermilion Gym.

(Steve): Alright! I learned things from Ben! I'm gonna win! For Ben Tennyson!

(PokeDex): For Ben Tennyson!

His Pokemon cheer. Lt. Surge steps out of the gym.

(Lt. Surge): Ready?

(Steve): Totally! Cowabunga!

(Lt. Surge): Ok then...let's begin! Go, Voltorb!

He throws a Pokeball and Voltorb pops out.

(Steve): Alright, let's go!

He kisses the Pokeball and throws it, releasing Magikarp.

(Magikarp): Karp!

Lt. Surge starts laughing.

(Lt. Surge): Magikarp? Seriously!? I'll make short work of this. Voltorb, Thunder Shock!

Voltorb releases a wave of thunder, shocking Magikarp.

(Magikarp): Karp...

(Steve): Oh no! Magikarp, hang in there!

(PokeDex): Steve, you do realize Magikarp's gonna lose right?

(Steve): Nobody ask you!

(PokeDex): Just saying...

(Lt. Surge): Now, finish him off with another Thunder Shock!

Voltorb fires another wave of thunder at Magikarp, causing him to faint.

(Steve): Not mah beautiful Magikarp!

He returns Magikarp to his Pokeball and throws another Pokeball, releasing Beedrill.

Beedrill uses Poison Jab and Voltorb faints.

(Steve): Yay! Beedrill won! Beedrill ftw!

(Lt. Surge): You do know what that means right?

(Steve): Yeah. For the win.

(Lt. Surge): No. F*ck the world.

(Steve): Oh. All of my catchphrases don't make sense.

(Lt. Surge): Let's continue!

He throws a Pokeball into the air, releasing Electabuzz. Beedrill tries to Poison Jab him, but he dodges and then uses Thunder Punch to knock Beedrill out.

(Steve): God, damn it!

He returns Beedrill to his Pokeball and grabs another one.

(Steve): Alright, Pidgetto! Go!

He sents out Pidgetto to battle.

(Lt. Surge): He has a disadvantage.

(Steve): I don't care. TWISTER!

(Lt. Surge): Dodge it and use Thundershock!

Pidgetto creates a twister and it tries to Electabuzz, but he dodges and Thundershocks Pidgetto. Pidgetto faints. 

(Steve): Damn!

Pidgetto is returned to his Pokeball. He sends out Abra.

(Lt. Surge): Sorry squirt. It's a three on three. You're done. Come back later.

(Steve): Aw...

He leaves. A few hours, he comes back in.

(Lt. Surge): So, you wanna lose again, baby?

(Steve): GAY!

Lt. Surge throws out Electabuzz, while Steve sends out Tangela.

(Lt. Surge): Thundershock, now!

(Steve): Dodge it and use Vine Whip!

Electabuzz tries to thundershock Tangela, but he dodges and grabs him with vines.

(Lt. Surge): Use Fire Punch!

Electabuzz's hand becomes firey and punches Tangela, knocking him out.

(Lt. Surge): Give up?

(Steve): Nevah!

He returns Tangela to his Pokéball and sends out his main man, Charmeleon!

(Steve): Charmeleon, Bite!

(Lt. Surge): Protect!

Charmeleon lunges at Electabuzz, his jaws open, but Electabuzz's eyes glow green and the teeth bounce off harmlessly.

(Steve): Use Bite, again!

(Lt. Surge): Thunderbolt!

Charmeleon charges at Electabuzz who starts to spark thunder, then...

(PokéDex): Hey Electabuzz, over here!

Electabuzz turns around, confused when Charmeleon jumps on him, biting him. Electabuzz is returned to its Pokéball.

(Lt. Surge): Raichu, go!

A Raichu pops out of a Pokéball.

(Raichu): Rai!

(Lt. Surge): Volt Tackle!

Raichu starts charging at Charmeleon. 

(Charmeleon): Char!

(Steve): Charmeleon, dodge it and use Metal Claw!

Charmeleon instead just stands there.

(Steve): Charmeleon?

Raichu jumps into the air, ready to tackle Charmeleon. 

(Lt. Surge): You're finished, kid!

Raichu comes closer, when suddenly Charmeleon releases a huge Flamethrower, burning Raichu into a crist.

(Steve): I....I won!

(Lt. Surge, returning Raichu): Good job. Your Charmeleon is impressive. Here, have this!

He gives Steve the Thunder Badge.

(Steve): WOO! THREE BADGES!

He dances, like a idiot.

(PokéDex): Moron.

THE END!